Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Silence! Great Minds at Work. xD

After the guards checked if I have heavy artilleries/weapons of mass destruction in my bag – I didn’t let him touch my waist, syempre! – I head to the library to scan my “notes”. The beep of the scanner connotes that I am a bona fide XU student, searching for knowledge. Joke!

In the entrance of the 2nd floor (really dunno the section-name), I stood tall and walk using the “gorgeous walking style” my sisters taught me.

Being in the library is not that simple, it requires a good vision and keen observation. For real guys, here’s the pattern: First, scan for beautiful faces amid the boundaries/blocks that interferes your vision. Second, scan for the most strategic position favorable for you to see that gorgeous face. And third, scan your notes and try to look on the beautiful lady every time you memorize something. Note that if the first step and second step is negative; try to proceed to the next floor. Impossible nga wala! (Jessy and Ony, please don’t deny this!)

I used the pattern and I found myself looking – with no distractions--at the beauties in the Library. She actually looked like Jessica Alba in the making. Well, that was on the right side. On the left side, I named her Kristin Kreuk. Both of them furrowed their brow while reading huge books – a sign of seriousness, intellect, and deep analysis of something. For me, they deserved to be crowned! Beauty and Brains – fits my preference.

Scanning my notes (RS20.Hahahaha), I also furrowed my brow syempre! After 20 mins., I looked at them again and feel sorry. J.Alba fell asleep – I hope she’s dreaming about answers – and K.Kreuk is on her headset, the books are gone and she’s preparing for sleep. The ultimate turn-off! I hope next time they’ll bring blankets in the lib.

Anyways, who am I to judge them. The library is indeed a quiet place for students committed to STUDY and SLEEP? Hehehehe. As what I’ve observed (it’s also my technique), opening of notes and playing Mp3’s is a discreet introduction for a good, quiet, air-conditioned, “educational” sleep!

After a while, I also fell asleep and when I opened my eyes; I looked outside the window and found “The Bee’s”.

To Alba and Kreuk, they managed to reach my short-term memory. Hehehehe..Rots! Carrots!

note: I don't have proofreading talents. Sorry. xD

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Ho and Ha (null and alternative?)

As a student, syempre! I arrived at school at exactly 9:30 and my exam is set on 1:40 P.M., so, I have ample time to scan my “notes”. As a daily routine, I need to hit some “smoke” before I let guards touch my sexy waist.

Hooooooo!(Ho) There is no significant difference if I stop smoking. Haaaaaaaaaaaa!(Ha) There is………Hoooooo! Smoke is in my lungs adding nicotine to my blood. Haaaaaaaaaaa! Smoke is out and it’s carbon dioxide for the trees. I smoke because I care for the trees – altruism. X.x

Hoooo…I can’t breathe! Miss Xyc.23 passing through, and she takes by breathe away. (cheesy). I really wanted to stop smoking! I just can’t. Haaaaa..There is, if I can….

To all the trying hard smokers, please STOP SMOKING! You don't know how it feels like to be addicted.

A Record Underwater

A Record Underwater

Do you believe in the theory that smokers don’t have powers underwater? Say YES and I’ll be proud to spit this on your face: I’ve been underwater for 1.5 minutes, without snorkel, and was able to pose. Hail to the Chain Smokers League of the Philippines! A “layman’s theory” had just been Scrapped!

The first paragraph is absolutely pointless and senseless. Well, I’m just happy to spread the message that I was able to pose underwater, that’s all. For me, it’s an achievement because not everybody who smokes furiously can pose underwater, I believe. Also, I was able to surpass my friends' underwater posing skills. Note that he doesn't smoke! Ever!

Another thing, though this is not new to everyone but, what is more amazing in my discovery is that I was able to create bubbles, extraordinary bubbles, underwater. Aside from releasing intestinal gases through my anus – I wonder how the bubbles smells like after it puffs – I was able to create bubbles with smoke inside. Amazing right? For me it’s beeeeaaautiful! How I wish we owned one of those underwater video cameras so that I could show you guys the beauty of what I’ve mentioned.

Readers please bear with me, those things could be so simple for you, but for me, it gives me fleeting happiness and a smile that I can keep for at least, five minutes? xD.

My next mission is to perfectly fry an egg – a sunny-side up with the yellow yolk strictly at the center and is intact (forms a close-to-perfect circle) ‘till served.

Note: I don't have proofreading talents. Sorry. xD. Effort ra kaayo noh?

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